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Thank you.

by Kai

Wow. It’s great to be here.

First I’d like to thank my family. Dad, thanks for picking me up from school each day and buying me ice cream at that little place in Kensington. Two rainbow sherbets, please. Mom, thanks for selling me the car for a mere $500. I took it to IKEA the other day and bought two lamps, one of which is now broken. Nao, my big brother, thank you for the thousands of articles of clothing that I’ve taken from you over the years. You guys are the best.

I’d like to thank Nate and Will Houghteling. Without them I’d never be making this post. That’s a power duo for the future, folks. I’m hanging on for dear life, hopefully they can drop me off at success on their way to domination.

Thanks to Ivan Lam. Maker of this fine site. He who can do all. And thanks to Alan Wells for recommending Ivan, I will be recommending him from here on out.

Finally, I’d like to thank the handful of fans that Portal A has amassed over the last three years. I realize we sort of left you hanging on the whole Peking Express thing. I apologize. That was my bad. We won’t leave you hanging this time. If Portal A goes bankrupt, we’ll be sure to make a final video explaining that. Hopefully, whatever you found in Huge in Asia, you’ll be able to find here. Thank you for sticking with us.

Alright. My exit music is playing. Here’s to big things.

One Response to “Thank you.”

  1. Some Asian Dude says:

    Yeah, what the F happened with the Peking Express thing? And I know your business card’s gonna be misspelled; I made it.

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